About Adam Zootine

My life is merely a box of artifacts that I need to curate in order to make it seem interesting.

Chubby Bounty Hunter Video 033 | Hickory Stick Cub (Chubby Wolf & Cub Eat Hickory Sticks)

In CHUBBY BOUNTY HUNTER 033, it’s the launch of a new segment called “Chubby Wolf & Cub” whereby Eton Zootine joins me for food adventures. In this episode, it’s Eton’s choice, one of his personal favourite snack items, Hostess Hickory Sticks. For me it’s a nostalgic trip aboard this crunchy treat, with smoky hickory flavour and tangy seasoning upon potato chips in matchstick form. Now produced by Lay’s Canada, it’s the only snack left with the old Hostess name on the bag; a certain throwback to the heyday when “nothing else will do”. Luckily, Eton leads a new generation into the snacking fray with these addictive little morsels. 

DECIDE FOR YOURSELF: https://www.lays.ca/ 

Watch it here: https://youtu.be/DMl8ECVngts

Insomniac Yardsale Video 112 | Eton Jousts The Blue Knight (Eton & Daddy Imaginext Castle Unboxing)

In INSOMNIAC YARDSALE 112, Eton Zootine joins me as we launch into opening our vast collection of Imaginext Castle toys. As we already have a decent selection in our horde, it’s nice to add something new with the blue knight and horse. The neatest feature of this Fisher Price playset is that the horse has wheels on the bottom making it essentially a pullback racer. With the awesome jousting knight atop this wheeled steed, we are ready to speed into battle. 

FOR BRAND INFO: http://www.fisher-price.com

Watch it here: https://youtu.be/-QA_9KPQx2E

Slumberjack Legends Video 020 | Ontario Highway Collision (Experimental Music Video)

In SLUMBERJACK LEGENDS 020, it’s the final music video from my Sleepworld Radio “Incubator Chicks” EP. “Ontario Highway Collision” is a companion piece to the “Night Trucks On Highway 60” video as both lyrically play off of the rural highway tragedy theme. Additionally, the two videos share a visual style of using intimate closeups of faces that are altered. All in all it’s a pretentious bit of art that adds to the soundtrack of the Sleep World. 

Watch it here: https://youtu.be/i6w7NLt7cV0

Slumberjack Legends Video 019 | Sub Contractor Of Somnolence (ASMR Tapping, Crinkling, Whispering)

In SLUMBERJACK LEGENDS 019, I welcome you to visit the construction site of the portal to the Sleep World. In this ASMR roleplay, I don my site manager hardhat as we descend into drowsiness through repetitive and percussive tapping and crinkling along with some mind-altering narration. I hope you enjoy your tour and are ready to submerge yourself into the REM. 

Watch it here: https://youtu.be/Dyppwd32UGU

Slumberjack Legends Video 018 | Hand Eye Sedation (ASMR Hand Rubbing, Snapping, Clapping)

In SLUMBERJACK LEGENDS 018, I warm up my hands for future universe-building in this ASMR experiment. There is virtually no talking in this video as I do a lot of hand rubbing, wringing, snapping, clapping and popping with just the minimalist sounds of skin on skin. Hopefully this’ll relax you further and ease your gradual submersion into the Sleep World. 

Watch it here: https://youtu.be/ecHFXT7BHvc

Insomniac Yardsale Video 111 | Eton’s Ion Slug Fest (An Eton & Daddy Imaginext Space Unboxing)

In INSOMNIAC YARDSALE 111, Eton Zootine joins me again for the final member of our Imaginext Space Ion Alien horde. The Ion Slug is a wonderfully strange creature with a wheel on the bottom that when pushed along, moves its claw arms as well as its head protruberances. Paired with another one-eyed handler, this piece makes the Ion Alien army a force to fear. And now that our entire 2013/14 Imaginext Space collection has been opened, the stage is set for hours of intergalactic play. 

FOR BRAND INFO: http://www.fisher-price.com

Watch it here: https://youtu.be/SX1jlVvFXEQ

Chubby Bounty Hunter Video 032 | Puff Puff Chub (Uncle Ray’s Cheese Puffers Tasting & Review

In CHUBBY BOUNTY HUNTER 032, it’s a snack break with Mistercee as we dig into a bag of Uncle Ray’s Cheese Puffers. Essentially, a cheesie, the puffers are pleasantly crisp with a cheese coating that does not overwhelm. I could snack on these any day without thinking. Great for all you cheesie lovers. And the bonus is that every Uncle Ray’s snack food comes with another chapter from his autobiography on the back of the bag. Enjoy the snacking and the storytelling alike. 

DECIDE FOR YOURSELF: http://www.unclerays.com

Watch it here: https://youtu.be/Hg9oh7d_8PE